Monday, September 23, 2019

Why Haven't I Heard This Before? Story #1


EGYPT

            4,000 years ago… maybe a little more, maybe a little less… there lived a young man who was 17 years old. He came to Egypt as a slave. Some men on camels had come by the camp where this man and his brothers were taking care of a huge flock of sheep and goats. His brothers sold him to the men on camels!! They were tired of hearing him talking and telling stories, so they sold him! What a horrible thing to do to your little brother! The men on the camels didn’t care. All they cared about was money.

            This was a very long time ago and there were not as many people on earth as there are now. People were strong and very smart, but there were not very many of them. They did not have very many big cities. They did not have big machines. They had to do most of their work by using their brains and their muscles.

 This slave was very strong and very smart. The Egyptians would like to have such a man as a slave! Don’t worry. Most of the Egyptians at this time in history were very kind to their slaves. The slaves had to work hard, but they had plenty to eat and time to rest.

The men on the camels sold this guy to a very important man in Egypt. He was a captain in Pharaoh’s army. He needed someone young and smart to help him take care of his big house. He soon found out that this man was just the guy he needed. When the captain was gone his slave took care of everything. He was good at math. He kept track of everything the captain had. He figured out how much money and food and other stuff he had. He figured out ways to make it so the captain had even more and did not waste anything. The captain was very pleased.

However, the captain’s wife was not nice! She did not like it that her husband gave this slave so much responsibility. You see, this slave was a Hebrew. Hebrew people were looked down on in Egypt. Hebrew people lived in tents, not beautiful stone houses like the Egyptians. Hebrew people lived in the wilderness and wandered from place to place. Egyptians lived in beautiful, strong cities next to a cool, life-giving river called the Nile River. But, the worst thing of all is: The Hebrews stunk!!! They smelled like goats and sheep, because they were shepherds! The Egyptians were very clean people. They shaved the hair off their bodies, they took lots of baths in the river. The Hebrews had long beards and lots of hair. The looked and smelled nasty!! Also, the Hebrews ate goat meat and lamb meat. What did the Egyptians eat? They ate beef! They thought beef was better. They thought people who ate goats and sheep were gross and disgusting. They wouldn’t even let them eat at the same table with them!

But, this slave boy didn’t mind. He kind of liked to eat by himself. He shaved his beard. He washed his hands and face. He dressed like an Egyptian. He probably even ate beef sometimes.

The Captain’s wife was impressed. Eventually she got a crush on this slave. He looked pretty cute all cleaned up! Sometimes, when her husband was gone, she would to try to get the slave to pay attention to her, or hold her hand, or tell her she was pretty, or maybe even… KISS her!!!! This was very wrong! The Egyptians and the Hebrews both believed that it was wrong!

The slave ignored her and kept diligently doing his job. He did exactly what his master told him to do.

“Why won’t you even look at me?” the lady asked. “Come and sit next to me!” she demanded.

“I can’t.” the slave answered. “My master has given me directions on taking care of everything in this house. There is only one place I am not allowed. That is your room. There is only one person I am not in charge of. That is you. He trusts me very much. I do not want to make him mad. Please go away!”

The Captain’s wife was very angry! She got madder and madder. By the time her husband came home she had thought of a way to get rid of this slave. She told her husband a lie. She said the slave, that disgusting Hebrew slave, had tried to hurt her.
The Captain was very angry!

“Why would you hurt my wife? I told you that she was the only thing you were not allowed to touch. I gave you freedom to do anything else, but the one thing I said no to, you did!”

He did not give the slave a chance to answer. He sent him to prison!
Would the slave live in prison the rest of his life? He wasn’t sure, but he decided that maybe that is where God wanted him to be. He knew he had done nothing wrong. He worshiped one God. The Creator. The Egyptians had many gods and idols. They even worshiped the Pharaoh. The Pharaoh was their ruler. If Pharaoh said something everyone did it! But, the slave didn’t tell the Egyptians they were wrong. He just kept praying to his God. He kept obeying the rules his family followed.

The man in charge of the prisoners was very impressed with this young man. He soon found out he could trust him to do whatever he asked him to do. Soon this slave was pretty much in charge of whatever happened in the prison. Do you think the prison was a nasty place to be? It was not a fun place. But, the Egyptians did not torture their prisoners. If what they did was really bad, the Pharaoh would have them killed. They would get beaten as a punishment sometimes too. If they were really bad criminals that did not deserve to be killed, they might put them in a hole in the ground by themselves for a while. But, the prison this slave went to was just a building with lots of rooms. They weren’t allowed to leave, but, they were fed and taken care of.

One day the man in charge of the prisoners called the Hebrew slave to him. The slave’s beard had grown. His hair had grown. His clothes were ragged. But, the man still liked him.

“It is Pharaoh’s birthday in a few days.” The man said. “Pharaoh was planning a party for himself and something happened. I’m not sure if he got a belly ache, or what, but he got very angry. He thought one of his servants tried to poison him. The Chief Baker and the Chief Butler are both here as new prisoners. Your job is to take care of them while they are here.”

 The Chief Baker was supposed to make sure Pharaoh’s food was not poisoned. The Chief Butler was supposed to make sure whatever he drank was not poisoned. One of them had not done their job! The Pharaoh sent them both to prison while he could think of what to do.

Some times and places in history, the King, or Emperor, would have just killed them both! But, the ancient Egyptians tried to be fair.
While they were there the baker and butler both had dreams. The Hebrew slave told them what the dreams meant and they both came true! The Baker was in trouble! The Butler was cleared. The Baker was killed. The Butler could leave the prison to go back to the palace to work for the Pharaoh.

“Please.” The slave said. “Don’t forget about me. Tell the Pharaoh I am stuck here in prison and I didn’t do anything wrong. Ask him to set me free.”
“I will tell him.” The Butler promised. He knew the Hebrew slave was good and kind.

So, the Butler left. Do you think he told Pharaoh? Do you think Pharaoh felt sorry for the Hebrew slave and let him come out of prison? Yes and no. The Butler forgot all about that slave who had helped him so much during those dark days in prison. He got back to the palace and worked harder than ever. He was very careful about everything he did. He spent every day right next to the Pharaoh. They talked about many things, but they never once talked about the Hebrew slave.

Years went by and the Hebrew slave got older, and hairier and stinkier. He kept praying to God. He kept doing what was right. He kept being kind, even to people who were not kind to him.

One day someone came running to the prison with a very important message directly from the Pharaoh. It was a message about the Hebrew slave! He was to shave his hair and take a bath. He was to put on clean clothes. He must hurry very quickly!

The Butler had finally remembered. The Pharaoh had had a dream. Some people say the Pharaoh’s name was Djoser. We will say that was his name.  Pharaoh Djoser needed the Hebrew slave to tell him what his dream meant.

Joseph (the Hebrew slave) hurried and got ready. He didn’t look, or smell, or sound like a Hebrew. He had learned many things during his years in prison. He could probably speak different languages from being around the prisoners. He could read and write. He was still very smart and very good.

“I cannot tell you what your dream means.” He told Pharaoh. “But, my God can!”

      Pharaoh listened. He liked this man. He was not young anymore. Maybe he was even older than the Pharaoh. Pharaoh looked up to him for advice. He called him his father. He called him many names. Egyptians often had more than one name. Their names told different things about them. One name the Pharaoh gave him was Zaphnath-paaneah which might mean that he could reveal secrets or save life. Another name might have been Imhotep which means the voice of God. In English we call his name: Joseph which means: He shall add.
             
            He helped Egypt prepare for a famine that was coming. He built a city for storing the grain. He might have even built the first pyramid that the other pyramids were patterned after.

    When the famine came, Joseph’s family heard that there was grain in Egypt. They went down there to buy food. They didn’t know that the man in charge of selling the grain was their little brother.

Joseph was kind, even to them. Soon the whole family moved to Egypt. The Pharaoh let them come and even bring their stinky goats and sheep. They couldn’t live too close to the palace though, of course. So, Joseph asked for them to be allowed to live in an area called Goshen.

  Joseph’s family was very happy. They were sorry they had been so mean. Their children grew up looking up to Joseph. The Egyptians also looked up to the man they called Imhotep. He taught them to use medicine to help people, not hurt them. He lived to be 110 years old! The Egyptians made his body into a mummy. Some people think they made have found his grave near the first pyramid that was built in Egypt. The pyramid he might have built! But, some people say that wasn’t it. Either way something is missing. Do you know what is missing? His body. They cannot find the mummy of Imhotep. No one has found the mummy of this famous and well-loved Imhotep.
Why not? Do you know?

Well, IF Imhotep was Joseph, then it is because his body is farther north! Joseph asked his grandchildren and nieces and nephews to take his body with them when they left Egypt. He wanted to be buried in his home country. So, 400 years later they took his body with them and buried him in Shechem. This is in the land of Canaan.

This all happened a very long time ago. The only facts we can be sure of are what we read in the Bible. But, it would make sense if Imhotep was Joseph and the pictures on the following links, are from the place he built to store grain 4,000 years ago.
  

Saqqara Pharaoh Djoser pyramid and complex
Pharoah Djoser 16th paharoah of 3rd dynasty